The Pack-Rat Poem, written by Lisa Kramer

Hello everyone, I haven't posted a blog in long while; a few of my good blog buddies have spoken. ;-) So, I'm going to begin with simply posting what is the easiest; posting the latest thing I already wrote, lol ~ a poem! 

Today I have family helping out their mom to de-clutter and clean her home. Getting a house ready to sell is a large task for anyone, it becomes an even greater challenge when you're dealing with someone who leans towards a 

pack-rat mind set. I can say this because my own mother can fall into the pack-rat category. It may that generation, hence my choice of the word pack-rat over today's word, hoarder. Although, not as bad as the television show, mind you. 

A few hours ago, I was sent a text containing of a photo of my husband, standing on the beach (during a break, I guess), and under the image was the following words, "Clutter, clutter, mountains of clutter, far as the eye can see." So because my thumbs went to typing, my love of writing, and my weird ability to talk about anything, I got carried away as I finished his poem. ;0)
So I texted back the following: 

"In the garage I shutter, as a whiff of stench lingers in my nose, so I sputtered and stuttered while I uttered,"what the futter!" I muttered, "cheese cutters, butter tubs, an old gutter, linoleum cutters, and a putter, junk as far as the eye can see! 

In the fridge, as far as the eye can see, dates of old apple butter, brown butter?, or is that green to be seen?, cocoa butter, peanut butter, and a 2008 jar of bread and butter! Alas I see the source of the smell, an anchovy butter long abandoned. I see its green sheen, wanted to scream, but threw up peagreen over my bluejean, as far as the eye can see. 







So, I ask the nearby complaining teen, Colleen to clean while I dejean. I need a vaccine, a clean steam, as this latrine of sea green and clutter takes me aflutter. The only thing missing is snail butter! 

I dutter, take a cigar cutter, and rutter to the beach, sea green, as far as the eye can see; as a whiff of sea lingers in my nose, I'm no longer nutters, I'm now all butters!"

The texting was all in good fun; breaking up the monotony of the non-fun task of going through items long forgotten, until the owner of the clutter sees the bin of saved glass jars and empty plastic butter bins; suddenly, those items are precious Keepers! Once home from his trip, he later he said of his sisters, "they were saints dealing with all of that; while I did the easier chores of house and outdoor repair." Anyone reading this, who is currently helping with the declutter task might chuckle and certainly can relate!

Yesterday I worked on my Kitchen Drawers. Purging is getting easier.

I and my house have been a work in progress for the last 4 years. Going through belongings and letting go of "things" is not always a-walk-in-the-park. However, if you can do it, you may feel 'like you are walking through a crisp green park,' by enjoying your new clutter free, "easy to access what you need, because you can find it" home.

Yesterday I went through my kitchen drawers, the one place that I tend to hang on to things is the kitchen. I love to cook, so I need three pairing knives, right? Lol, I just went through and asked the question, do you really need two of these?

Drawers started out looking like this X 4.

 If there was a duplicate, then I put one of the items into a donate pile:

This was the start of my "donate" pile. Usually I give to the Salvation Army. I think this time I will let my two oldest children (who are now out on their own) pick through these items first and donate the rest.

 I started just empting each drawer. Oh my, just where does all that dirt in the bottom come from? I also found dirt in each of my organizing trays. Yuck.

So, I put all the organizational storage containers in the dishwasher.

Top drawer empty and clean.

Top three drawers emptied and cleaned.

Oh my, look what just came out of three drawers!

Look at what I've done to my kitchen! Lol...

It's piling up, four drawers done now.

My Sorting Containers are now being cleaned in the dishwasher. Humm, what should I do while they wash? Intermission time!

While I await the dishwasher for my organizing containers, I take a break, and I took the camera with me, Ahh...

I enjoy the coy in my backyard, they are so relaxing... I love to sit and listen to their waterfall. The sound of dropping water... so zen.

From where I sit, I check out the wisteria. I love how it has climbed up almost into a rooftop. With time it will overlap.

Ummm, sexy husband comes up from his workout.

He looks worn out after running and then cycling. As you can see, my view just got better, hee...

Okay, now back to work!

Now that the sorting trays are clean, I put them back into the drawers.

Top Drawer, silverware now sorted, large wooden cooking spoons on side, and kitchen scissors on the other side. (Note the lime green citrus Zester for the third from last picture that you will see).

Second drawer houses large serving spoons, spatchulas, shewers, serving tongs, wine and cheese accessories.

Third drawer is a knife drawer that includes various microplanes for shredding (chocolate-nutmeg).

The forth drawer is the odds and ends drawer. It houses whisks, cooking tongs, various cutters (pastry- mango), peelers, various thermometers (candy-meat), meat pounder, and potato masher.

Look I got my kitchen back!

The Give Away Pile accumulated as I went:

Just throw all you collected into a bag:

It is now a bag of goodies for someone who will appreciate this stuff that was extra clutter in my drawers. Cute little yellow citrus zester, hugh? Yep, I have another green one just like it! Lol! We do have to laugh at ourselves sometimes.

So, now I'm done. I sit my feet on my old painting stool. --Feels good to let go of stuff... it really does. I'm thinking it is not really a Thursday... lol; I pretend it is Friday; I'm choosing to relax and enjoy my night.

Ahh, nothing like Home Sweet Home...

Today I tackled the science projects.... in my fridge.

How to clean and organize your refrigerator and have your family keep it that way!

This is the before with fingerprints and all. Time to tackle the beast, we call our fridge.

The Before pic's:I especially love how the condiments are falling out of the door. Gives it a certain touch, don't ya think?

Before: Isn't this mess of a freezer lovely? How on earth do we find anything? Wait, we don't, lol. I find I buy meats that I later find in this frozen mess.

I started with a plan; it is so important to have a plan. I have found what works for me is tools. Unless you are simply an organized person by nature, tools are key. Labeling and having a place for every item a family uses is the only way to be able to say, "It takes just as long to put it away in the right place as it does the wrong place." You are setting your family up for success!

I began by purchasing these produce bags at Publix. They should keep my fruit and vegetables fresh longer; saving me money in the long run. I also purchased some square plastic wear for items like lunch meat, and shredded cheeses. I am not completely done with this project yet because I have one more square container to buy for the kid's (snack) broccoli; I will show a pic of it later. ;-)

The refrigerator:The second thing I did was empty out the refridgerator and freezer completely and clean it. ...Looks like new. --There is something about looking at all these empty shelves that I like, sigh... If feels like we have hit a clearing amongst all the trees of the forest! You know the place, it is the meadow where all the deer gather. "Or, Houston, we have a clearing..." I know the astronaut's Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin must have felt good with their clearing. Okay, not the same thing, but you get the picture of the type of feeling I'm speaking of. ;-)

   Next the Freezer:

Before pictures of my produce drawer on the bottom, my meat and cheese drawer on upper left, and my other, taller spaced produce drawer on the upper right. Remember those bags I bought? Now you can see why I needed them. Produce all over the place!

I took the produce bags and began putting all my produce in them. Here are the bags for lettuce or greens. I put a mixture of the greens from my garden in one. The other one currently is housing a cauliflower. The white bags are one hundred percent cotton. The others are a mesh bag, that is easy to see through. The idea is to wash the produce first, making sure it is as dry as you can get it and place it in the bag, now ready to use.
After:

This is the same drawer's before pic:

After:  I put baby boc choy, mini sweet peppers, apples, oranges, grapefuit, tomatoes, limes and lemons in these bags too. Note: fresh tomatoes that are purchased from a local grower, farmers market or that you grow yourself needs to be kept in a 55 degree area, or on your counter (always on your counter if they are not ripe yet). On the counter, if they are ripe, they last about 3 days, in the fridge about one week. However, in the refrigerator, they start to loose their flavor and will go toward being tasteless. --Just fyi because I would not want to lead anyone in a wrong direction. And in case you wondered why these are in the fridge; they were bought out of the refrigerated section of a grocery store; and we were heading out of town for the weekend. ;0)

I am planning on leaving the strawberries in the containers they come in, unless anyone knows of another way that preserves them better.

After:  I labeled square shapped containers for items I that I often cook with. I chose retangular or square shapes because it wastes less space and stacks well. The pickles are next to the pop, ready for lunch:

Here is the before picture of what is meant to be the meat and cheese drawer:

 This is the after picture of the meat and cheese drawer:

You can see the string cheese is no longer scattered about the drawer as it was before. It is now ready for snacks. The American cheese and lunch meat is ready for sandwiches. The empty hotdog container is ready for me to run to the grocery. Adler loves hot dogs, and the ketchup sits just above it, lol! As well as, just above the lunch meat is all the condiments for sandwich making.

And lifting off the top containers, here is the bottom:
Patrick and I have date nights with fine wine and excellent cheeses. So, they are housed in a container labeled, "gourmet cheese;" the shredded cheeses I left in bags because there are several kinds that I cook with, but now they are all together in one place that is labeled, lol, "Shredded cheese."

After: Here are the doors, much better, lol... the stuff is not falling out of the door because the family just put stuff anywhere. That is the problem with things not having a specific place, it all gets messy. ;-( Small items can be a pain. In the second shelf behind the chile pastes, (it is not really visible, but is in shade) sits a small 1 1/2 inch square container, without it's lid. In it is tiny stuff like pesto and anchoy paste, both come in a thin tube. I also put the small wasabi packets that came with sushi in there. Much, much better.

The small container with the purple lid is where the pine nuts will now go. I use them frequently and they have to be refrigerated; kept in their original bags had lead to their spilling more than once.

The kid's section has veggies washed and ready in plastic containers (I still need to get a container for the broccoli), and individual mini dips for them. They also have caramel dip for the apples that are in the drawer beneath the dip. I want to purchase a plastic tub to house these items together, so whenever the kid's want a snack, they can simply pull the entire snack section out. That way, it is easier for them to see what their choices are, as well as encourage them to pick something more healthy than grabbing an easy cookie. Making snacks easy is so key for dieters too. Set up a snack tray for yourself; it is a good idea, not just for the kids. So, I am not completely done with this project yet. ;-) And next to the kid snacks are the peanutbutter's and jellies (numerous preserves because I use them to make food like bries).

• Eggs: You can barely see the egg cartoon on the right, I like to keep the eggs in their original containers because they stay fresh longer. If taken out of their container and put into slots, they loose their freshness.
• Behind the eggs are the ingredients that I will use for tonight's dinner. That way the family knows what food is off limits. Have you ever gone to make a dish, and someone ate one of your main ingredients? I have. 
• I also have a tray for raw meat on the bottom shelf. I keep the meat in it's Publix plastic grocery bag, and place it on the tray. This is in case of a blood leakage. And the bottom shelf is chosen, because you do not want raw meat juice dropping down on anything else in the refrigerator.

Here is the leftover shelf, it will house nothing else, but leftovers! This is a great way to make sure they do not get lost and forgot about, making a science project in the back of your refrigerator. They are eye level and an entire shelf is given to them. Note I am using a round shaped container for the leftovers. Usually square is more efficent, but I wanted to separate the leftovers from the refrigerator's staple items. Anything in a round container needs to be used up in 3 days, or trashed. Putting dates on leftovers helps. These round containers are collapsable, so they take less space in your cupboard while not being used. The square "meat" container is a staple, we always have leftover meat for sandwiches and I wanted that to be something the kids related to the sandwich items.

 Since the top shelf is the coldest, it houses all the dairy. On the far right is items I cook with frequently, like fruit nector, chicken stock, and various puff pastry type crusts:

 After pictures of the Freezer:

 My ice cream bowl is on top, I like to make ice cream with my ice-cream maker in the summer.

Kid's corner in the freezer: On the far left are the kid's vacum packed meals that I make them. (It is about that time to make more, their supply has dwendled and I think they got bored with the same ol' stuff).

I will also get another plastic retangular tub to hold all the kid's frozen meals, so that they can take it out and see what their choices are. Again, I am making it easy for them to pick a quick and healthy lunch. These bags are microwavable or they can be boiled.

Bread: The middle section is all the frozen bread items. My wheat flour is in the plastic container (it stays fresh that way and prevents bugs from getting into your wholegrain flour), English muffins are on the bottom, dessert shells, and Pita's:

Prepared meals on the far right:

Pizza drop closed, lol, it was burried, and unusable.

The pizza drop is now usable! Yea!

Fruit for protein smoothies:

Vegetables. The corn was blanched and bagged from the garden, so anything from the garden that I want to freeze will go here:

Here is my protein section. I like to cook most meats fresh. Those are black beans in the plastic bags at the bottom of the picture; I like to make beans from the dried version and freeze the extra to save time.

 An After picture of the entire freezer: "Tada", lol; I love saying that whenever I am organizing something. Another fav saying of mine is the song, "I feel Good...NaNaNaNa Na...." Hee...

Ice cream on top right.

Tada, the entire refrigerator. "I feel good..."

I just love After pictures, and I love going back and seeing the comparison of the before pics; give it a try. It will brighten your mood. Oh, and putting on some great music while you are "doing" the job helps tons too. ;-)